My friend texted me, 'You’re the worst at video games since the first baby played Mario Kart.' I G,D&R'd and tripped over my cat.

My brother said, 'You’re lazier than a sloth with a nap.' I G,D&R'd and ran into the kitchen.

My dad said, 'If you don’t clean your room, I’ll throw you out the window.' I G,D&R'd like I was running from a tornado.