G,D&R - You laugh, then you crouch like you’re hiding from a monster

You laugh, then you crouch like you’re hiding from a monster, then you bolt like you’re being chased by a goat.

My buddy said, 'You’re dumber than a goldfish with a brain injury.' I G,D&R'd and ran into a wall.

My teacher said, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll turn you into a chicken.' I G,D&R'd and sprinted out the door.

My dog barked at me like I was a thief. I G,D&R'd and hid behind the couch.