G.A.T G.A.T
You give me something, I’ll give you something. It’s like a tit deal, but with more swearing and less dignity.
I gave you a titty, and you gave me a titty. That’s fair. No need to argue.
You gave me a titty, so I’m giving you one. Just don’t make me regret it.
I gave you a titty, now you have to give me one. No ifs, ands, or butts.