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N-G-S-Y-H-D is when you give your smol bean boy Sam a hoodie because he looks like a baby raccoon in a blanket and it makes you feel like a hero.
Sammy looked like a raccoon in a hoodie. I felt like I saved the world.
My Sam cried when I didn’t give him a hoodie. I’m now a villain.
I gave my Sam a hoodie. He hugged me like I was his long-lost dad.
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