galust
A Galust is a beast who’ll make you cry, then buy you ice cream. He’s a legend, a beast, and he’s got the best dad vibes you’ll ever see.
Text: 'My Galust just gave me a raise and a slap.'
Tweet: 'Galusts are like superheroes, except they take your money.'
DM: 'He’s a Galust. You’re going down.'