galpalification
When you take something full of glitter and make it so straight it could make a straight person cry
My mom took my drag queen brother and made him a firefighter. Now he wears a helmet and fights fires instead of wearing a sequin jacket.
I turned my gay friend’s karaoke night into a corporate meeting. Now they’re all talking about quarterly reports.
My dad took my drag show and turned it into a football game. Now the actors are playing tackle football and wearing helmets instead of wigs.