galpalification
Taking something flamboyant and making it so straight it could give a boring accountant a headache
My friend turned a drag show into a PowerPoint presentation. Slides. Charts. No glitter. Just a lot of boring graphs.
I made my gay cousin work at a bank. Now he wears a suit and counts money instead of wearing wigs.
My teacher turned a musical into a math lesson. Now the students are solving equations instead of singing.