galopagus
A thing so huge it might as well be a spaceship that came to take you to the planet of swear words.
That cake was a galopagus. I think it had a secret life as a superhero.
The amount of time he spent on his phone was a galopagus. I’ve lost count of my own life.
Her eyelashes are a galopagus. They’re so long they could be used as ladders.