Galoot cologne
The crazy stink that came from a evil prince’s plan to turn prisoners into gross, messed-up monsters by sneaking it into their mashed potatoes.
My cousin got turned into a Mammy-Nun after eating one spoonful. I still can’t look at mashed potatoes the same way.
My uncle said the Evil Prince was just mad because the theater critic got a bad review.
I tried to sneak Galoot cologne into my teacher’s coffee. She turned into a Mammy-Nun during math class.