Galoot cologne - A smelly, evil potion used to punish loud, rhythmic people a

A smelly, evil potion used to punish loud, rhythmic people and sissy-boys by turning them into ugly, weird creatures.

My brother got caught eating Galoot cologne and turned into a Mammy-Nun right in front of the whole school.

My mom said the Evil Prince only used it on people who danced too well at the theater.

I tried to use it on my brother’s friend, and now they both are Mammy-Nuns.