Galoopatoop
A smelly monster that comes out at night to nibble on kids who dig their nose like it’s a gold mine. It’s not picky, it’ll take a finger, a hand, or even a whole arm if you’re especially gross.
My kid came home with a missing thumb. Turns out he was snacking on the Galoopatoop’s favorite treat.
My sister’s nose was so big, the Galoopatoop had to bring a ladder to eat it.
He had a nose so dirty, the Galoopatoop called it a five-star restaurant.