Galonski
When you’re too dumb to think ahead and everything falls apart like a broken pizza.
I told my teacher I’d do my assignment. I showed up with a blank page and a smile. Galonski was my teacher’s face.
I tried to fold laundry with my eyes closed. Galonski was my sock drawer.
I tried to ride a bike without training wheels. Galonski was my face when I fell.