Gallybagger
A gallybagger is someone so ugly and weird they could make a witch cry. They’re like a broken robot that got hit by a pizza.
My neighbor’s cat is a gallybagger. It has a hat on its head and a sock on its foot.
I saw a gallybagger at the park. It had a face like a raccoon wearing a mask.
My teacher called my friend a gallybagger because he wore a shirt inside out.