Gally-wagger
A person so clueless they’d mistake a sandwich for a philosophy lesson.
My teacher called me a gally-wagger after I wrote ‘hello’ in Latin on my math test.
He thinks he’s a rockstar because he knows how to play air guitar. Total gally-wagger.
My dog barks at the mailman. My neighbor is a gally-wagger who thinks that’s a conspiracy.
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