Gally-wagger
A human version of a doorknob, useless and always in the way.
My dad is a gally-wagger. He tried to fix the TV and now it’s broken and he’s confused.
She wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement. Total gally-wagger.
That kid drew a cat wearing a hat. I told him he’s a gally-wagger. He drew a cat wearing a hat and a crown.