Galluped
Getting absolutely wrecked by Robert Gallup, the famous illusionist who makes you think you’re winning, then smacks you in the face with a bag of dicks.
I got Galluped when he turned my $200 into a cockroach and a half-eaten burrito.
He Galluped me in front of my crush and my mom.
I tried to outsmart Gallup and ended up paying for his dentures.