Gallucci
The worst Italian last name ever. People with this name are tall and look like they were built by a weak kid in a basement. They get mad if someone mentions their mom and feel like a baby compared to a normal man.
My cousin Gallucci got mad when I said his mom was a pizza delivery person.
Gallucci tried to lift a couch and cried like a girl.
He saw a normal man and got jealous because he looked like a superhero.