Galloway surprise - When you drop a hot, greasy hash brown bomb in someone’s pan

When you drop a hot, greasy hash brown bomb in someone’s pants and call it a surprise.

At the gas station, I got a Galloway surprise from the guy who looked like he hadn’t slept in a week.

My crush gave me a Galloway surprise during a school lunch and now I have a rash.

The pizza guy tried to impress me with a Galloway surprise and I just laughed in his face.