gallopyermaggot
A stupid old English tradition where men flash their wieners and juggle their guts while a bunch of villagers scream and throw dirt at them like they’re in a bad horror movie.
My uncle tried to do gallopyermaggot last year and got a bottle of wine for ejaculating first, but it was just cheap plonk.
The mayor of the village got so worked up during gallopyermaggot he peed on the green.
I watched my grandma do gallopyermaggot and she threw a chicken at a guy who didn’t ejaculate in time.