Galloping Crump
A skin problem that’s like having a million angry ants on your body. It only hits the most obnoxious, shiny, total meatballs, and it's the best revenge ever.
My friend got Galloping Crump after he said my math teacher was 'a sad, bald, middle-aged meatball.'
My dad got Galloping Crump after he called my mom 'a sad, hairless meatball with no life.'
My sister got Galloping Crump because she said my dog was 'a sad, meatball with no personality.'