galloping crud
A really bad, crusty, skin infection that goes full speed. It loves to attack people who think they’re perfect. The rest of us get a standing ovation. It’s like life is punishing you for being a show-off.
My dad got it from wearing the same shirt for a week. He looks like a burnt marshmallow.
My brother got it from licking a doorknob. Now he’s covered in goop.
My mom got it from sitting in the sun too long. She’s like a sunburn with extra flair.