Gallon Red
The cheapest, most syrupy, god-awful red stuff you can find at the corner store. It tastes like a dying fruit was forced to drink a soda and then died in a pool of sugar.
I drank a gallon red and now my tongue is married to my teeth.
My mom says gallon red is the only thing keeping me alive.
That red stuff is the reason I have 30 pounds of sugar in my stomach.