gallon of coolaid - a gallon of coolaid is when you get so mad at the universe t

a gallon of coolaid is when you get so mad at the universe that you write a whole essay about how unfair it is that someone got suspended

i wrote a 5-page essay about alexx and now my teacher thinks i’m insane

i got suspended and now i’m writing about how sus it all is

i had to write an essay and it was about alexx because i’m that sus