Gallon Girl
A woman who drinks so much she turns into a giant, drunk mess and starts talking nonsense to people who aren’t even there.
She drank a gallon of whiskey and said, 'The moon is watching me.'
She drank a gallon of juice and told her friend, 'You’re my best friend, and I hate you.'
She drank a gallon of milk and started crying because she thought the fridge was her ex.