Gallon Douche
That idiot who brings a gallon of something to class like it’s the last day on Earth. Who needs that much hydration when you can just sip from a cup?
He brought a gallon of water and drank it all in 5 minutes.
He brought a gallon of soda and had to go to the bathroom 10 times.
He brought a gallon of juice and it smelled like a swamp.