Gallomping
A stupid way of moving like a horse that’s high on glitter and caffeine
I tried gallomping to work and tripped over a pothole. Now I look like a fool and my pants are on fire.
My dog gallomped across the park like he was trying to escape a meatloaf.
I did a gallomp in my math test and got every question wrong because I was too busy pretending I was a unicorn.