Gallomp
Those stupid sandals that people wear, making them look like they're too lazy to own real shoes and probably too dumb to know the difference
My cousin wears those Gallomp sandals everywhere and still expects me to be friends with him
She showed up to my birthday in Gallomp sandals and I felt my soul die
My mom says she'll never wear Gallomp sandals again, but she still has three pairs in the closet