Gallo Pinto - Gallo Pinto is the reason people fight. It’s rice and beans,

Gallo Pinto is the reason people fight. It’s rice and beans, but it’s more important than your ex.

I had a dream about Gallo Pinto. It was so real, I woke up hungry.

My sister made me Gallo Pinto, and I forgave her for stealing my candy.

Gallo Pinto is the only thing I need in life. Everything else is extra.