gallivanty
a person who’s too clueless to know where they’re going and keeps getting into trouble just for fun. They’re the reason people swear.
He’s so gallivanty, he got lost in a grocery store and asked for directions from a chicken.
My neighbor is so gallivanty, she tried to flirt with my dad and failed.
He’s been gallivanting all day and now he’s stuck in a ditch with a goat.
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