Gallipolis - Gallipolis is when you’re so drunk or high that you can't ev

Gallipolis is when you’re so drunk or high that you can't even tie your shoes without yelling at the ceiling.

My brother texted me, 'I tried to pour a beer last night and it looked like a warzone.'

My friend said, 'I ate a whole pizza and still couldn't find my keys.'

I told my mom, 'I tried to walk to the store and ended up in the neighbor's yard.'