Gallipolis - Gallipolis is when your friend acts like a total monster and

Gallipolis is when your friend acts like a total monster and you're just trying to survive it.

My friend said, 'He tried to eat my homework and I had to fight him.'

I texted my mom, 'He stole my lunch money and ran away.'

My cousin said, 'He tried to give me a haircut with a chainsaw.'