Gallipolis
Gallipolis is a French-obsessed town where people wear flannel like it's a religion, the only fun is at the Jr. Fair, and Bob Evans is the only reason anyone cares about it.
My friend said, 'Gallipolis is like a backwoods version of a mall.'
I got a text from my cousin: 'The only thing worse than Gallipolis is the Jr. Fair.'
My uncle said, 'If Bob Evans wasn't from there, Gallipolis would be completely forgotten.'