Galligitus
A super rare and brutal disease that comes from the gross bottom of Owens dead trim. It makes you cough like a madman and forces you to tell the worst possible shit jokes ever.
I got Galligitus and I’m not even mad. I’m just here to laugh at my own pain.
My boss got Galligitus and now he tells shit jokes during meetings. It’s like a nightmare.
I got Galligitus and now my dog laughs at me. I think he’s mocking me.