Galligitus
A disease so rare it’s almost mythical. It comes from Owens dead trim and makes you cough like a lunatic while you tell the worst shit jokes in the whole world.
My dad got Galligitus and now he tells shit jokes to my dog. The dog won’t stop laughing at him.
I got Galligitus and now I have to tell shit jokes to my teacher. I’m getting extra homework.
My friend got Galligitus and now he’s telling shit jokes in the lunchroom. Everyone hates him now.