Galleyhaggin - When you mess up a word from your past and act like it was y

When you mess up a word from your past and act like it was your grandma’s favorite swear.

I said 'galleyhaggin' like it was a new curse my grandma used to yell at me.

I thought 'galleyhaggin' was a real thing my dad used to say when he got drunk.

I told my teacher 'galleyhaggin' was a new slang and she gave me a detention.