Galley Arse
When your butt cheeks get so sweaty from the heat that it feels like your arse is melting into a puddle of shame. Only chefs and dishwashers know the true horror.
My arse is like a soup kitchen. I can't sit down without burning my clothes.
I looked down and my pants were stuck to my legs. It was a real embarrassment.
I tried to wipe my arse and my towel turned into a soggy napkin.