gallespen
a Filipino last name. People with this last name are so beautiful they make your face look like a sad potato. They laugh at your dumb jokes and never judge you, even when you cry in public.
My cousin Gallespen looked at me like I just failed at being human.
I asked her for advice and she said, 'Just be you, loser.'
She laughed so hard at my cat’s face that she cried.