gallery host
A gallery host is a smelly guy named Abby who works at a hotel and yells confused directions at elevators like they’re his enemy.
Abby screamed, 'The elevators are in the lobby, but maybe they’re not!' I had to find the stairs.
Abby told me to go left, then right, then left again. I'm not even sure I'm in the hotel anymore.
Abby said, 'Just follow the smell of burnt toast.' I did. Now I’m in the basement.