Galler

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A Galler is a dude who hits on girls like they’re on sale and thinks he’s the king of heterosexuality. It’s also a loud yell when you’re with your bros and life is good.
"Galler!" he yelled after his third beer and fourth failed attempt at flirting.
He called his friend a Galler because he tried to flirt with the barista and failed.
My buddy’s a Galler. He hits on girls at the gym and calls it networking.
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Scruggs made up the word Galler because he thought it sounded cool and he wanted to feel special. It’s just a fancy way of saying he’s a self-important jackass.
"I made this word up," Scruggs said. "It’s called Galler. Now you have to use it."
Scruggs used Galler in place of 'cool' because he didn’t know any other words.
He called his pizza Galler because he thought it was a brand.
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A Galler is someone who goes to art galleries and yells at paintings like they wronged him. He judges every piece like it’s his job and probably doesn’t even like art.
He went to the gallery and said, "This painting is trash. I’d throw it out."
At the art show, he criticized every painting like he was the boss.
He told the curator, "This art is fake. I know more than you."
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A Gallerator is a guy who thinks he’s both an art dealer and a museum employee. He’s probably not either, but he acts like he is and makes up fancy titles to sound important.
He said he was a Gallerator because he sold a painting and then called himself a curator.
He thought he was a Gallerator because he had a gallery and a coffee cup.
He called himself a Gallerator after he failed at both jobs.
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