Gallegoism
Snobby, good-looking brown people who think they're better than everyone else. They're usually great at everything and everyone else is just jealous of them.
My crush is a Gallego and he thinks he's the best at everything. I'm just jealous.
My neighbor is a Gallego and he's good-looking and smart. I'm just a normal person.
My cousin's crush is a Gallego and he's perfect in every way. I'm just me.