Gallaro - You’re the worst at everything. You’re so bad that even your

You’re the worst at everything. You’re so bad that even your failures are beautiful. You’re like a broken robot that also cusses at you.

I tried to paint my room and ended up with a monster on the wall. Gallaro is my new name.

I tried to run and fell into a lake. Gallaro is my everyday life.

I tried to play video games and got beaten by my dog. Gallaro is my new identity.