Gallaro - You’re the reason your friends have nightmares. You’re clums

You’re the reason your friends have nightmares. You’re clumsy, ugly, and you make mistakes so bad that they’re legendary.

I tried to do my hair and it looked like a raccoon attacked me. Gallaro is my brand new identity.

I tried to run and tripped into a puddle. Gallaro is my new nickname.

I tried to sing and it sounded like a goat with a sore throat. Gallaro is my destiny.