Gallaro
To completely screw up everything you touch. You’re the reason the universe is sad. You’re ugly, clumsy, and you laugh at your own mistakes like they’re the best joke ever.
I tried to cook dinner and burned the whole house down. Gallaro is my middle name.
I tripped over my own feet and face-planted into a wall. Gallaro is my life.
I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my cat eating my homework. Gallaro is my destiny.