Gallager's Angry Dragon
A guy turns into a raging monster and instead of giving the girl a punch, he hits her with a giant hammer like she’s a brick wall. Usually happens when the girl dumps him, and she ends up looking like a broken piñata.
My ex did the Gallager's Angry Dragon at our breakup. I looked like a meatball after that.
He hit her with a hammer so hard, the neighbors thought there was a construction site in the living room.
She didn’t survive the Gallager’s Angry Dragon, she just became a floor tile.