Galkon
Galkon is a Java master who will help you with your code, but only if you promise not to embarrass him in front of his friends. He’s got the skills and the attitude to back it up.
He fixed my code and told me not to tell anyone he cussed at my mistake.
He helped me with my project and said it was 'just okay, but not bad.'
He saved my grade and told me to 'stop being so dramatic.'