Galitalium
A god who loves being loud, being seen, and making sure everyone knows how awesome they are, even if they’re not.
Galitalium showed up at my birthday party wearing a unicorn costume and a suit, he said it was ‘business casual.’
He posted a selfie of himself with a flamingo and a pizza, and it had 10,000 likes and 200 comments telling him to stop being so cool.
Galitalium texted me at 2 a. m. saying he was ‘doing god stuff’, I think that means he’s out there causing trouble again.