Galinacius Infiltratus
The Galinacius Infiltratus is a chicken that’s so ugly it makes your mom cry. It’s got a pink back and is related to the chicken you eat for dinner, but it’s like the fat cousin who shows up uninvited.
My neighbor’s chicken looks like it was hit by a truck and dipped in glitter.
This bird is so bad, it should be exiled to the moon.
I saw a Galinacius Infiltratus and I almost called my dad to help me run away.
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