galimbo
when you're too messed up to know if you like guys or gals and you're just trying to avoid getting called a fag or a lesbian
'I don't know if I'm a fag or a girl, I just know I want to kiss both of you at the same time.'
'Why can't I just be normal and not have a crisis every time I see a hot guy?'
'I'm not confused, I'm just having a mental breakdown and I'm taking it out on the internet.'