Galileo butt - A person who thinks their butt is the shiniest thing in the

A person who thinks their butt is the shiniest thing in the room, but others say it's more like a dusty old sock.

I shine my butt in the mirror and it’s like a disco ball. You’re just jealous.

I showed my butt to my crush and they said it looked like something I wore in fifth grade.

I tried to use my butt as a trophy and it fell apart like a bad relationship.