Galien Girls
Galien Girls are the blonde farmers of Galien, MI. They think a cell phone is a device you use to talk to cows and also somehow are the smartest people in the state.
A Galien Girl tried to text me. I got a message that said, 'ur cumin 2mrow?' and also a cow picture.
My neighbor’s Galien Girl niece thinks TikTok is a new kind of farming equipment.
At the local diner, a Galien Girl ordered a milkshake and asked if it had Wi-Fi.